Wanted : Gay Bestfriend(part 2)

So. Not just anyone can be my gay best friend, there are certain criteria he must fill.If anyone is interested in applying, I would be happy to set up a (non-romantic) coffee date.

So these are big shoes to fill, first off, I want to make it clear I am looking for a gay friend, not lover. I don't mind flirting, I see it as flattery. Whatever you do, don't ever try to kiss me! Like that gross scene in "I love you man", after he goes on that man-date-dinner, ugh gross. Not that 2 men kissing is gross, just I wouldn't want to kiss a guy.

So now that we got that out of the way, we can move on to things that are just more my preference. I enjoy chatting over coffee, so if you like coffee that's a plus. It is important that you are able to provide me with plenty of incite on women. Most importantly we gotta click and enjoy eachother! Duh.

This isn't a must, but it would be cool if the guy was Latino. I am of course an equal opportunity friender. Though I was just considering my lack of gay friends, then remembered my lack of Latino friends as well and thought, let's kill 2 birds with 1 stone if we can!

Nabi got his

It would be rad if I could be set up on blind dates with your many gal pals. Have someone to pump me up on life. Give me the confidence to ask out girls and make power moves!

And of course this friendship will not be all about me. I'll be there for you too! If you're having guy problems, I'm there for you man. I'm a great listener and very open minded. I might even go with you to gay clubs!

getting down at the gay club.

If all this sounds super/mega/unbeleivably awesome! Then tell you what, you can contact me through this blog.

Gay BFF(part 1)

Behind every great man, is a gay man

Yes, i just said that. while conferencing with my super awesome/sexy/ultra hot friend magic I came across a ground breaking discovery. Magic is a straight guy, a gorgeous one might I add, and one evening as he was elaborating of his Sexual escapades he revealed to me, the secret of his success.

"theres a gay dood javier in toy hes my bff now and he helped me a lot and helped me with my ex and pumped me up for the world"

As this information was revealed to me, I was Blown away. To be honest, I don't have any gay friends, real ones anyway. Only the sort i met in passing during high school. I know I act sorta gay sometimes, dress gay, do/say gay shit, but I'm actually pretty hetero. Now that i think back, I did have gay friends, I must have been too much of a Homophobic Prick to let get close.

I can't thank Magic enough for what i now know. When we last spoke, the guy was practically glowing. his penis power was outta control! I was a little overwhelmed I'm not gonna kid you.

Nowright now I might be coming off a tad Hypocritical but

A. life is Hypocritical-and

B. Magic is not a womanizer/manwhore/penis giver(beleive me I've tried)(I'm JK'ing)(I swear!).
Seriously I know magic to be a kind/sweet/genuine guy. You would never guess it now but he's actually more a Michael Cera type. Have you guys seen nick and Nora's infinite playlist? Come to think of it, He had gay friends in that movie! And got the Girl!

So my point here is this, If you're a girl, and Magic has had his weiner/penis/shlong anywhere in, on or around you, you're a luck girl.

God bless you Magic!