Showing posts with label Otis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Otis. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Alcohol [part 2]


this is [part 1].

This stuff just grosses me out. It tastes nasty, I don't know why anyone would drink it for fun. I suppose it's the out come of it all. When a whole room of people are drunk, it's as if social norms and rules get thrown into a washing machine and comes out all mangled. It's really rolling the dice on what could happened and what was gonna happen any way.

Sometimes dudes (like myself) get it into our heads like that they have more game talking to a girl when they're drunk. I'd agree that it could make the approach easier, but if you're really hammered, you not gonna be saying many things of substance. Don't treat alcohol like some sort of shield for your insecurities. If you have a hard time getting out of your shell, drinking may get you out of it, but let's hope you don't become dependent.

I like to drink. I think it's really fun. I'm smart about it though. I treat alcohol like cake. How often do I have cake? Once in a while on special occasions. Exactly. So that being said, I can continue to promote this particular poison.

Following up on the first part of this story, I didn't drink or smoke or do anything after that incident with the wine. All though high school the thought of alcohol grossed me out and I stayed away from it. It was only until my first year of college in California that I gave it another go.

I can remember the first occasion I drank out there, but this time, it was fun. When I was drunk it was awesome! It all sorta started when I went out with friends to parties. I didn't know why at the time, but whenever I was drunk, I could just rule a room. It was like, I thought out loud, and everybody would just listen to me. I indulged in being the center of attention. I would stand on a chair and start philosophizing on how eating a grapefruit was a lot like going to war(if you see me in person, be sure to ask me about that).

That's the truth, I love having people listen to me. It's no secret. most people would like to have people listen to them. Alcohol just helped me realize that. It's one of the things in life that I just really get off on. Oh my god, now I'm spilling my guts all over the world wide web. Good thing I'm not alone in this department.

I mean, eventually I learned to be equally as interesting when I'm not drunk as when drunk. Alcohol gave me this.. Extra charisma that I needed at the time. Now I feel like I can deal without it. It's like cake.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Gay BFF(part 1)




Behind every great man, is a gay man


Yes, i just said that. while conferencing with my super awesome/sexy/ultra hot friend magic I came across a ground breaking discovery. Magic is a straight guy, a gorgeous one might I add, and one evening as he was elaborating of his Sexual escapades he revealed to me, the secret of his success.

"theres a gay dood javier in toy hes my bff now and he helped me a lot and helped me with my ex and pumped me up for the world"

As this information was revealed to me, I was Blown away. To be honest, I don't have any gay friends, real ones anyway. Only the sort i met in passing during high school. I know I act sorta gay sometimes, dress gay, do/say gay shit, but I'm actually pretty hetero. Now that i think back, I did have gay friends, I must have been too much of a Homophobic Prick to let get close.


I can't thank Magic enough for what i now know. When we last spoke, the guy was practically glowing. his penis power was outta control! I was a little overwhelmed I'm not gonna kid you.

Nowright now I might be coming off a tad Hypocritical but
A. life is Hypocritical-and
B. Magic is not a womanizer/manwhore/penis giver(beleive me I've tried)(I'm JK'ing)(I swear!).
Seriously I know magic to be a kind/sweet/genuine guy. You would never guess it now but he's actually more a Michael Cera type. Have you guys seen nick and Nora's infinite playlist? Come to think of it, He had gay friends in that movie! And got the Girl!

So my point here is this, If you're a girl, and Magic has had his weiner/penis/shlong anywhere in, on or around you, you're a luck girl.


God bless you Magic!